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Funny Quote T-Shirt — "You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2x4"

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Lightweight, softly worn, and a little bit cheeky — this crewneck tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek construction joke across the chest. The crisp, stenciled text sits on a smooth, ring-spun cotton surface that drapes cleanly and keeps its shape. Wear it while tackling weekend projects, trading stories at the workshop, or when you want to send a wry smile without saying a word. Breathable and minimal, it’s built to move with you — from measuring and cutting to grabbing a cold one at the end of the day. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth print surface - Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit to retain shape - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - Shoulder tape and tear-away pearlized label for comfort and durable fit - DTG/DTF printing on high-quality, Oeko‑Tex certified fabric; EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

     

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